I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Before the universe takes me, allow me to have fun with you in the most special way. Arouse the sexual senses in my body that have been dormant for so long. Captivate me with your magnificent words. Complete me.

I'm not a shallow bint, I value character and not physical characteristics. A buff bloke doesn't hold a candle to one who knows his way with words. I want to have conversations that would steer my imagination and keep me on the edge, awaiting for wha...

Going for walks around the park to stretch my legs would often have me wondering what it would be like to get shagged on one of the benches. It's a fantasy that little old me would love to talk about with dishy lads.

Naughty and flirty despite being in my 50s, that's the best way to describe me. Playing around with lads in the bedroom and letting them use me for their pleasure gets me off in the most delightful ways.