Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

A strong man attracts me. He walks confidently, and it seems that nothing can stop him from doing what he wants. That's my type. And I like to play a damsel in distress, a sexy one who'll turn him on.

I know that I am old but I hope that I'm not yet old enough for this kind of place. Anyway, I only came here to find someone who can make me feel genuine bliss under the sheets. I desire someone who can make me cum before I can say knife.

Some lads see me as this adorable and cute lass who deserves to receive sweet and gentle gestures. Well, I may be young but what I can say right now is that I don't want sweet and gentle gestures because what I actually want is the opposite of those....

A lass who wants to cook for her lover, so when he gets home, he'll be met by the great aroma of delicious food. I want to give him a soothing massage for him to relax, so we can have an exhilirating sex after.

I have been very busy with work lately and all I want right now is to have a riot. I want to have a good time with my mates, preferably in the watering hole where we can get a glimpse of the most dishy lads in town.