I thrive when there's variety, when there are various colours, and when there are different spices. Life will only be full of adventures and excitements if the important ingredients are present. Do you have them with you, honey?

I play video games even though I may have the classy look on me. When I and ex lived together, we used to play video games as a means to hang out together when we're too lazy to go on a romantic date.

I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

I never back down from challenges and love to try new things. Recently I've taken to learning about the what the new trends are when it comes to sex, from positions to toys. I'm in awe at how inventive the younger generation is.

What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

In most of my past relationships, I have always been the one wearing the trousers. It’s because I am a control freak who craves to be in control of everything and everyone in my life. However, I’m willing to change my ways for the right lad, espe...