The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

One fantasy on my bucket list that I've been gagging to cross out is getting double stuffed. They could use a buttplug or a dildo, I don't really care much. I've just been itching for a shag that would leave me wrung out in the end. It's been boring ...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Never would have thought that a woman at my age would still get wet dreams. So you would have imagined how shocked I was when I woke up to my knickers soaked and my cunt aching for a fuck. I was so wet that I didn't have to wait to sink my fingers in...

Always teased for being the lass that has a stick up their arse, I can painfully admit that I am a prude. What I seek is a man who could show me the kind of fun that I'm missing out on, figuratively remove said stick and replace it with something mor...

Men say I'm brilliant, creative, and funny. Those are all true. I just hope they also know my good skills in bed. I'm aware that I have the face of an angel, but I have my other side I only unleash in bed.