If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

Are you looking for a friendly but naughty lass? Someone who looks innocent until you get to know her better and see how filthy her mind can be. I have a lot of dirty little secrets that I can’t wait to share with someone. All the blokes who have b...

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I really think that it's better to grow old single but happy than to grow old committed but miserable. After all, commitments give you nothing but stress and problems. Because of that, I would just rather flirt and mingle with every bloke available t...

I've been dreaming about a hard knob in my mouth for three consecutive nights already. And I can't seem to shake off the thought of a bloke fucking me from behind. Is this a sign that I should shag with a nice bloke already?