Shove me onto the bed and fuck me as hard as you can. That's the kind of shagging I fancy. A session of hard raw fucking that would leave me aching for days. Call me your whore and tell me I'm the prettiest lass around.

I am a horny lady who is looking for a man who can water my dry hole with his warm cum. I'm safe, so you can nut in me all you want. For me, there is nothing more pleasing than the feeling of a huge load dripping out of my pussy.

Nibble my feet and my ears. Make me scream your name at the top of my voice. Torture my erogenous zones until I plead for you to slide your knob into my fanny. If that has just brought sexual chills to your bones, act now before I get busy with other...

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

If you are looking for someone who can make you experience a whole new level of pleasure, then I might be the one for you. I can't promise you anything grand, but I am sure as hell, I can give you a memory that you'll never forget.