I took up baking as a hobby during my years in uni, now I am an expert at baking pies. I can whip up any kind of pie in the kitchen but my favourite would be a good cream pie. It takes a lot of hard work but totally worth it, especially when it's don...

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

At night, I think of a man's hands touching my legs until it feels the pressure pulling it to my fanny. That scene is so vivid in my head I can't wait to make it real. My lustful soul wants to do it before the year ends.

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Leave a message if you are a bloke who is looking for a mature woman with the sex drive of a randy teenager. I'm not here to entertain those who still fumble around when it comes to shagging, I would like to get to know gents who can make me cream ju...