I am not looking for a person to spend the rest of my life with but I'm very keen to make new friends and share thoughts and ideas about things we're all curious about.

Sense of humor? Don't be afraid to approach me or rather to send me a message because you think you might not be able to make me laugh. Sense of humor is not as important as shagging, don't you think so?

I was a prim and proper young adult, went to work and behaved the way I should and taught. Now that I've reached my 50s, it's time to let loose and experience the things I missed out on or deprived myself of.

When you sprinkle me with your loads, you'd want to have more of me. I'm someone who may seem dirty with all of your hot cream all over me. On the contrary, I'm the lass you'd crave for because I'm the perfect combination of a woman who's dirty and p...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.