I always catch one of my son's mates checking me out since the first time he got invited home. Years after my divorce, this lad came around for what I thought was a friendly visit but it turned out it was more than that. Long story short, some lads t...

Plays loud music at home. I dance to the rhythm when I'm on the mood. Bakes cake. Chocolate and vanilla are my specialties Shagging in the dark. Lights off please. Wears tight trousers. Want to show off my luscious derrière

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...

My house is a mess and everything I own is covered in cat hair. All I want to do during my free time is watch horror movies, cuddle with my furbaby, and chill around the house. Honestly, you can do better than choosing me.