When I was up the duff with my first child, I was unbelievably randy yet my husband wouldn't even lay a finger on me. Now that I'm in my 50s, I never expected to be more randy than I was then. I hope I won't end up as disappointed and disgruntled as ...

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I focused too much on my career and making money when I was younger that I neglected my other needs as a woman. I know I can't bring back time, but I want to experience what it's like to have a man fulfil all my sexual needs. I still have a lot of fa...

Treat me like I am the only queen in your life, and I'll let you experience what it feels like to be fucked like a king. I am quite talented in making men feel like they are the manliest of men. All I need to do is let you do all you want with my bod...