I'm only human who has millions of sexual fantasies. This makes me frustrated because I've only accomplished hundreds of them in a year. I'm falling apart thinking that I'll never achieve them before I get old. If there's a samaritan out there who ca...

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

I am young and still enjoying my youth. I’m just not ready for anything serious. All I want are fun and flirty conversations, those are enough to get and keep my attention. Are the kind of bloke who is willing to pull your finger out and take a ris...

Most men don't want to let me go, for I'm a talented lady. Whatever sex position we try, I can stretch myself for a penetrative sex. My talent doesn't end with being flexible. With my mesmerizing eyes, men have an erection right away.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

The lady who has the brass neck. That's what people usually call me and I guess that's because I do everything that I want no matter what and without being bothered about what other people will think about me. So, if I want to flash my titties in pub...