My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Not sure what to put in here. I am too old to be describing myself. Just look at my profile, and if you like what you see, hit me up. I am not very good with words, but I am quite an expert when it comes to showing off what I got through actions.

Guess what happened to me while making my profile. I was thinking of something to write here when this random old bloke suddenly touched my ass. I was surprised. Not because of him, but because my pussy got wet in that instant. I just discovered that...

I don't have gag reflex, I don't know if that's a talent but my throat getting fucked is not an issue. I can still go down on my knees and give a lad a good time. They might have to help me up though, aging kneecaps and all.

I'm miffed at the fact that I don't feel a day older, I'm still very active in all aspects of life. The saying that age is just a number does ring true for me, I'd still be out and about causing mischief with playful blokes as much as I can.

I'm a mature woman whose lust keeps getting stronger every day. Don't want to sound hopeless, but I need a man to water my hole. Make me dripping wet with your hot loads. It's time for them to be released into this lady's deep recesses.