Being the strict governess of misbehaving young gents is a fantasy I've been gagging to try out. All the ways I could punish them when they don't follow instructions down to the tee. Oh, how that makes my knickers soaked just imagining it.

Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

Moments like this makes me want to talk non-stop about my kinks and fetishes. I'm not comfortable getting off without finding the favourites and pet peeves of my partner and without me sharing mine as well.

My relationship with my sister is perfect. We always go to shopping centres to buy clothes, eat in restaurants that serves scrummy food, and watch movies. We usually go home together, but there are times we can't. Ask me why.

My father used to bring me along every time he goes hiking and hunting. Just imagine the thrill I get from such experience. Too bad, it has been too long since I’ve done that, now all I do is hunt men instead. Do you want to be my prey?

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...