My knickers get wet when I think about all the ways I want to get ravished by a young bloke. I may be twice their age but the fire in me still hasn't left. More often than not, it's the lads that would have to keep up with my energy and not the other...

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Photography is a hobby that I picked up during my teen years and until now I practice it as much as I can, particularly using digital cameras. My favourite subject would be nude photos. I would often setup the camera in my bedroom, strip, and masturb...

With the kids pursuing their own careers and my ex-husband prancing around with his new tart, I think it's about time that I have my own fun too. I hope it comes in the form of a fit gent who knows how to take care of a lady like they deserve. I want...