There are times when I completely forget about the things that I need to do because of daydreaming. And what I usually daydream about involves dangly bits and a lot of banging. Anyway, I'm trying to look for a lad who also daydreams about naughty thi...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

A flirtatious lass who's willing to do everything just to make the lad in her bed happy and sexually contented. I believe that I'm already equipped and talented enough to make my sexual partner as chuffed as he can be.

Living alone has a lot of perks: - I could walk around starkers. - Don't have to hide when I want to watch naughty films. - I can keep my toys in accessible areas. - I could shag a bloke and moan as loud as I can. - No one judges me on what I ea...