Now that I'm an adult, I like to pretend that I'm a fairy godmother granting the wishes of men, most especially their dark fantasies. Share with me your dirty fantasies, and we'll try to make it work.

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

Hope you don't mind a lass who loves putting her arms around your neck. When I do that, it's a secret code for "I'd want you to shag me tonight". I won't be ashamed to admit that I'm a pillow princess.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Here's the thing, I am a fan of one night stands but I only do it with lads who truly deserve to have a night with me. If you're wondering how I decide if a lad is deserving or not, I suggest that you send me a message and I'll tell you about it. If ...

I didn't sign up for the purpose of luring sugar daddies to give all of their money to me. I won't make you fall in love with me because of my sweet words. What I want is for you to have the strongest desire to have me.