This lass loves trying new restaurants, I love trying new food also love to try EVERYTHING on the menu, and the same can be said with sex!! I hate to feel I'm missing out on something delicious.

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

An old slag that is looking for young pets that need a good spanking. It's been a while since I brought out my riding crop and it's itching to make contact with skin. And I know which outfit to bust out when the right bloke comes along.

Let me experience the greatest wonder of the world as you fuck me hard in multiple positions until I start gushing out with sweet juices. I am a horny mature lady who loves to spread her legs for a worthy man.

I think I'm starting to go crazy because I haven't tasted a bloke's hard knob for about six months now! This pandemic is seriously taking a toll on my sex life and I really couldn't wait for this crisis to be over.

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...