Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

I'm interested with casual talks. I can't stand conversations that require deep thinking. I've done serious fun a million times. lol. Now all I want is to have fun while talking about stuff that give me a good laugh.

The world is full of things that we can't explain, so there's no point in talking about the stuff that we don't have control over. Instead of wasting our time talking about boring shit, how about we share some of our interesting stories. It can be ab...

I love citrus scent, so don't be surprised if I like to eat scrummy orange before having a shag. Likewise, I hope having a room with a great citrus scent makes you want to have me all the more. As for my scent, I like to spray myself with perfumes th...

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.