I'm a very naughty lass who's barmy about touching her jubblies when hot blokes are around. I love that what I do makes men have pervy looks on their eyes. My jubblies get harder each time I see a man who has a proper Vlad.

There is nothing you can do once you've been exposed to my charm. I am sure you will not be able to resist my allure when you chat with me. You are free to try it out if you don't believe me. However, don't blame me if you suddenly fall head over hee...

I'm not young anymore but I wouldn't call myself an old hag either. I fall comfortably in the middle of it all. I still try to do my best to have fun on the weekends and try to find a lad to devour at the end of the night.

I like dark places. It's not that I love ghost hunting and such. The reason is I enjoy having a shag in the dark. The ambience of a completely dark place adds intimacy to it ̶ it's the intimacy that can't be found anywhere else.

Not attracted with arrogant men who think that they own the world. I'm fascinated with men who are true gentlemen. Those who ask what I'd like for lunch and those who open doors for me. They may be simple gestures, but they always make my heart melt.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.