Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

To make me cry with pleasure is one thing I'll cherish forever. Nothing can replace a great sex that sends shiver down my spine. I'll forever be the lass who's delighted when a lad offers to leave me breathless.

I worship big feet. I tickle and lick them as if they are the food I've been craving to have. When they're fully wet, I want their toes to tickle my fanny for as long as they desire. They should make me gasp for air.

I am completely mental when it comes to the things I do for my pleasure. I am the type of woman who only cares about my own happiness. I will not let a man ruin it for me, especially in the bedroom. I will not let my man cum unless he makes me cum ov...

I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.