Shagging a small tent in the middle of the forest sounds like an adventure I'd fancy taking on. Of course we'll have to bring one of those inflatable mattresses but overall I am not opposed to if. Fucking outside the tent is also an option, admire th...

When it comes to shagging, I like getting fucked raw. No condoms, it gets in the way of sensation which I think is a shame. I'm not worried about getting knocked up since I had that taken care of years ago, so why not give me a serving of cream pie?

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

For most girls, great eyebrows are life. As for me, great eyebrows, food, and heavenly sex are what put a big smile on my pretty face. I can stay in my bedroom for the whole 24 hours getting off with a handsome bloke.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm not always on top of the world. Unwanted circumstances send me spiraling down, but do you know what sends me back to my gold pedestal? The answer is simple: an Electrifying Sex". I forget everything about having a bad day once a man is on top gri...