There was a time when all the lads in the pub line up just to get a peek of me. I miss all the attention I got when I was younger. If only I am half as beautiful as I was before, men will still fuck me without any hesitation. For me, the saddest thin...

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

My seductive body promises nights of undeniably hot sex affairs. I'm like a cake that has the power to satisfy one's libido. At the same time, I'm like a hot sauce that has the prowess to make you sweat.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

Favorite holiday: Halloween. I can wear my favorite costume to scare people. Favorite time of the day: Lunch. Eating is life. Favorite movie: Any as long as there's sex Favorite words: shag, bollocks, arse

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...