Don't message me if you don't fancy a woman who stays in the shower for too long and who applies makeup on her face. Everything that I do is what makes me happy aside from you, and I don't want my happiness to be taken away from me just because of a ...

It's not easy to pull gents at my age, but when I do, I show them how good it feels to be with a woman twice their age. I like to think that I ruin them for the younger lasses because most of them tend to come back to me for another taste.

The kind of lad that I am trying to find is someone who knows a woman's body as if it's the back of his hand. I want to interact with a lad who does not need coaching when it comes to pleasuring a woman's body. If you are that kind of lad, let me kno...

I might come as a shock but I get turned on whenever I get tickled. I know, it sounds very odd but I just do! It started during a get-together with a few friends back when I was getting my degree. I got pinned down and tickled by two lads and next th...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

A desirous woman who has plenty of sexual fantasies and cravings in her mind. I enjoy talking in the naughtiest way possible and I'm looking forward to stumbling upon a lad who also has a great interest in dirty talking.