At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Stop pretending like a gentleman, and send me your dirtiest and naughtiest thoughts now. I am not a decent lady or anything of such kind. I am a wild lady who will fuck anyone who shows me that he is good enough to bang my cunt.

I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...

I found it disappointing that blokes who are of the same age as I am cannot keep their Johnson's stiff for long. Now I am looking for other partners, younger gents to be specific. I want to feel the excitement I felt during my years in uni, vivacious...

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

Having so many talents, I don't know where to start. Should I talk about my extraordinary talent in dancing or should I start with my fantastic skills in bed? Perhaps, I should tell you about the man of my dreams: he must love sex.