I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

A pretty lass who hates Monday. It's like my body naturally knows that it is Monday. My body refuses to leave the bed and my mind only wants to be blank during this day. My crazy weekend party routine might be to blame, but still, Monday is absolutel...

Gagging for countless of awesome sex all the time. Not a day goes by that I don't think about being drilled and screwed. Fancy men who have a strong chest — those that look as strong as the Rome's pillar.

Lately, I noticed that I have been living a life that is as dull as ditchwater that's why I decided to join here. I hope that a nice lad from here will be able to give me fun, exciting, and interesting experiences.

I miss the way a man makes me feel, but most of all I miss how he jackhammers me with all his strength. Does that kind of man still exist? If so, please let me know. I'm dying to experience ecstacy with you.

Some say that I have this intimidating aura, so they don't approach me even if they like me. I won't deny that fact; I want to add to it instead. I may seem intimidating, but I'm a loving person. I give my all to men who love to be with me.